SUNNY AND 83 DEGREE'S VS. TWO FEET OF SNOW!

So I left Sunny 83 degree Florida YESTERDAY, and today its snowing like crazy and another blizzard on its way tomorrow! Is that crazy or what?So I went to get things done this morning before the big snow gets here, just in case we are snowed in for days... first to the gas station, waited in line for 20 mins, its like everyone was getting gas...WHY? Where do you go when the roads are all full of ice and snow? Then I went to the supermarket and waited almost 30 mins for a cart! None were available when I got there, then I finnaly get in and ALL the shelves were empty! I found this great chocolate cake but no milk, found a few bagels but no creamcheese, same thing thru the entire store, I guess everyone else had the same idea as me huh? Well I ended up with some fresh salmon, got lucky they found some made an announcement and I was right near the counter, then I got that choc cake anyway and some chips, creamed corn, reeses and cashews, oh and also some herring and turkey in a package, what the hell? Nice combo of food huh, but its food...just in case! One thing was weirder though..the lady in front of me on line had a 10 pound bag of kittly litter and a huge huge jar of vaseline, that was it.... don't even wanna know what shes got planned for tonite!!!

The Visitor!

If you are going to make fun of me, go ahead now! I am admitting that this totaly freaks me out!
Ok with that said, it was a few nights ago, I am upstairs, Tiffany is downstairs and I hear her screaming, I run to her and she's standing up on the chair freaking out....a mouse just ran across the living room where she was watching TV. Then I am telling her calm down, calm down...until it ran out again.....and there we were both of us adults standing on the couch as this little thing totally freaked us both out and all of a sudden, HE became master of our domain! WTF, I am 6' 5" and slightly bigger than a dam mouse, but for some reason it scared the hell out of me? How is this possible??? OK , let the making fun of Rich begin now. I am still freaked out. Oh I almost forgot, so I went to the store bought 8 mouse traps and its been two days, no sign of the mouse in the traps or otherwise! Maybe he just came in didn't like what he saw and left? OR, maybe he came in saw the two of us freaked out, standing on the couch and had his laugh, went to tell his buddies and will be back soon?

Now This Is Science At Its Best!

So I found this site that will take your photo and do a little CSI or something on it, then it will show you by percentage, what celebrities you look like!
Sounds pretty neat huh?
Well I'm not to sure about the results here, look what it had to say about me...

Just My Luck!

So the other night, Tiffany and I are on the way home at about 12:15 am, just a few blocks from the house mind you...Sitting at a red light, when I look in the rear view mirror and see a patrol car right behind me. I told Tiffany here we go, we are about to be pulled over, the light changes and BAM, he turns on his lights and directs me to pull over. I pull over and he tells me I cut across to many lanes, I did have my signal on, he says but you cut across all 5 lanes and you can't do that, well I learned how to drive in NY and I was taught if you signal you can go over as many as you want if its safe to do so, guess it is different here in Colorado! Anyway he was very nice about it and asked for my license, registration and proof of insurance, I asked if I could get out of the car to get it, he said fine, when I did I had no idea that there were 6 other Police Cars all with their light on behind us, you would think we were just busted for robbing a bank or something big, I took out all my stuff and at that time realized I never put my new insurance card in my wallet, he says well I give everyone a ticket who doesn't have proof of insurance, but if I do have one at home, I can simply take it to the court and it will be dismissed. So today I went to the court, took the first space I saw and went into City Hall, as I was waiting in line for the Court Clerk, some guys walks up to me and says, " How are you today, are you being helped" I replied I am waiting for the clerk , he says " Oh , OK, have a nice day" and walks away...The lady in front of me says to me, " The Mayor is so nice, isn't he" , I had no idea that was the Mayor, but he was nice. After a few more minutes, I am next the clerk makes me swear that I did have insurance when I got the ticket and then stamps my ticket DISMISSED, I said that's it? She says , yep your all done! I was kinda siked it was that easy and said thanks so much, have a great day.... Then I go outside and get in my car , there is a piece of paper on the windshield.... ITS A PARKING TICKET!!!, Apparently, the first space I took that I parked in was the Mayor's spot! .... I never saw the dam sign:(

SO LAZY!

OK, So I am tired of all the complaint e-mails, and I am VERY sorry and I do apologize! For some reason, I have neglected my blog, and I am now going to make every effort to not let this happen again, especially now that I know so many people actually care about this, LOL. So I am going to take some time today to think of some good stuff to write about and post on here.

And again, thanks for your understanding.

RICH ALERT!

This is going to be fun... a friend of mine who does a talk show on a Denver radio station has asked me to fill in for him on Sept 27th and 28th because he needs to go out of town for a couple of days, HELLO ...can you say FUN? Don't worry if you are not in Denver you can listen online as they stream and that means you will be able to call in and join the fun as well! More details to come...

AM I BACK IN SUMMER CAMP AGAIN?

I don't get it, why is it when you are in the shower and someone flushes a toilet anywhere in the house, you get scorched in the shower? Until recently I thought this only occurred in camp! I can remember this one kid we all hated and as soon as he would get in the shower, bam we would go flush all 4 toilets in the bunk, and everytime he would scream out in agony from the pain of the hot water, man we were cruel at that young age, anyway ... I have lived all over the country and this never happened until Denver, what is so different here? Am I back in camp again?

THE MASK!

So if you know me, or listen or listened on the radio, by now you know that I suffer with Sleep Apnea (more on this later). Well each night if I want to stay alive and not stop breathign in my sleep, I must wear this MASK on my face that pumps air into me and helps me breathe properly, well anyway today I discovered the lovely mask is leaving an impression on my face! Not just an impression mind you but its all red in the shape of the mask. So I run to the dr and show him, what does he do? Prescibes a cream to take it away... Is there a Dr in the house? Why do we always end up fixing one thing and breaking another, in this case my face! Maybe I will post a picture of this? Or maybe I will just see how long the cream takes to unbreak it!

NO ONIONS?

So I love to cook and I think I am a pretty good cook, only problem is SHE doesn't like one of my fav ingredients that I like to cook with! Now we have been together TWO YEARS and I have done some bending on thing I never liked , for example yellow mustard on a hamburger, who the hell came up with this one? OK so we go to Mcdonalds drive thru a few weeks back of course I order mine without mustard, do they listen, NOPE...so i am stuck with it, and I have to admit it really didn't taste to bad, so we went the other night I had it agin, pretty good (actually I didnt even taste the mustard but it was def on there. My point is, when you are in a serious relationship shouldnt you try to do things that you may not like, but you know if you do them you will make the other person happy? And since I now do the mustard thing should she not at least try the onions?

DIRTY CLOTHES, CLEAN?

OK, So my question is...when you take off your clothes and put them on the floor or in the laundry basket and they end up sitting there several days, do they go thru some kind of metamorphosis to somehow make them refreshed again? I have been told, (by a very reliable source) that this actually somehow does indeed occur!

CHAOS IN THE SHOWER!

So So, this morning I get in the shower, do the usual routine and grab the bottle of shampoo which is always on the shelf, closest to the shower door and I wash my hair, then I grab the bottle to the far side of that which is the conditioner and do that routine... SOMETHING was different this time though... I wasn't quite sure what but I waited the "2 minutes" that the conditioner bottle tells me to do and I rinse it out. It was weird something wasn't right...but this is the same routine I do everyday so what could it be that is/was so different this time? For some dumb reason I just couldn't pin point what it was...And then it hit me, I looked at the bottle of shampoo and there was the problem, the shampoo was not shampoo! Apparently Tiffany switched the order of the bottles, so I washed my hair with the conditioner and conditioned my hair with the shampoo, no wonder it didn't feel right. Oh, I should mention that both bottles look exactly alike other than the writing on the front, which I had no reason to read. Next time I will for sure:)

FRIDAY NIGHT.

Ah, yes the weekend is finally here. I was so excited to get off work this morning and relax. I was thinking about this day actually all week, because I had a plan... I wanted to BBQ some chicken this afternoon. So when I got home I took out the chicken and through together some "Special Rich" marinade and put it on the chicken. Then put it back in the fridge. So about 3 this afternoon I go outside and get the grill going nice and hot. I left it on for almost 20 minutes to make sure it was indeed hot. So then I take the chicken open the grill and start putting it on, I had enough to save some for Tiffany's dinner too... After getting almost all of it on the grill as I am putting on the next to last piece my hand rubs across the grill and..... I didn't get burned! You see all this hard work and it turns out the propane must have ran out and the grill was already cooled off! Needless to say I was and still am pissed about this. No BBQ chicken for me today:( Guess it's off to search for a propane filler uper place tomorrow!

THE ICE CREAM PLACE...

This lady walks into an ice cream place and says "Yes, I'd like a quart of vanilla, a quart of strawberry, and a quart of chocolate," and the guy says "I'm sorry, we're out of chocolate." So the lady says "Oh, okay, that's alright, just give me three quarts of vanilla, three quarts of strawberry, and three quarts of chocolate." The guy says "Excuse me, ma'am, we don't have any chocolate." "Oh, well in that case, I'll have a gallon of vanilla, a gallon of strawberry, and a gallon of chocolate." "Ma'am, we don't have any chocolate!" "Then I'll have two gallons of vanilla, two gallons of strawberry, and two gallons of chocolate." "Ma'am, how can I communicate this to you? We have no chocolate!!!" the guy is obviously starting to get frustrated, but the lady goes on ... "Well, all I want is three gallons of vanilla, three gallons of strawberry, and three gallons of chocolate!" "I’m so sorry ma’am, THERE ISN'T ANY CHOCOLATE -- look, can you spell 'van' like in 'vanilla'?" he asks. "Why, of course I can! V-A-N." "Now, can you spell 'straw' like in 'strawberry'?" "Indeed yes -- S-T-R-A-W." "Now can you spell 'frig' like in 'chocolate'?" "What kind of a question is that? There is no 'frig' in chocolate!" "THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU!"

THE WAITRESS...

Tiffany and I went to Chili's last night for dinner, the waitress comes over and asks if we want to start with an appetizer, I reply is the salsa thick tonight, she says for the most part (whatever that means), so I say we will take the salsa then, her reply..."Did you want some chips with that?" Tiffany and I both looked at each other and we were def thinking the same thing , uhh... no we'll just take a spoon. What was she thinking exactly? Is it just us? Do people order just salsa and eat it out of the bowl?

MY TANK RUNNETH OVER...

I am pissed! Why you ask, (Glad you asked)... Earlier I went to go pick up Tiffany from work and realized I needed gas, so i went to the corner gas station and started to fill up the tank, unreal that our gas prizes are now over 3 bucks a gallon isn't it, anyway there I am filling it up and it clicks and stops...but you know me I always have to do what they tell you not to do...top off the tank, but this time it was weird cause it let me lock the pump again and it was goin in fast. So then out of no where I have to sneeze (Can you see this coming), but not just the normal one or two sneezes, this was like one of those sneezing fits where its one after another , for what seemed like 30 seconds and you can't stop and your eyes are closed and .... well the picture below tells the rest of the story...:( What a waste!

THIS PICTURE..

OK, So I was a bit bored today went searching for "Classic Art", I came accross this picture and it made me laugh, boy did I need a good laugh today... Hope it makes you laugh as well?

IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM, IF NO ONE ELSE CAN HELP.. AND IF YOU CAN FIND THEM, MAYBE YOU CAN HIRE THE A -TEAM!

The A-Team is hired by Tiffany to go to Lebanon to rescue Rich's father from Dr. Phil, who is intent on taking control of Lebanon. B.A. is afraid to fly , so they stop him drinking milk and Murdock flies them to Lebanon They arrive and go into the nearest Sweet Tomatoes where they get into a fight after asking about the clients father They are overwhelmed by twenty or thirty really big villagers. The little village in Lebanon is living in terror of Dr. Phil and the accompanying band of thugs. Hanibal convinces the villagers to let them go by saying - You can't get away with this, so give it up my bruther!. Hannibal comes up with a plan. He has B.A. turn a gun and a big rakeinto a deadly car, Face pretends to be a policeman, but Dr. Phil catches on and tries to punch Face. Murdoch rescues Face at the last second.Then Hannibal goes in their front door in their deadly car. They manage to defeat all the thugs. Dr. Phil holds a gun to Hanibals head and escapes using the deadly car as transportation. The A-Team pursues them. Murdoch shoots out the side window. When Dr. Phil slows down to take a turn Tiffany's father jumps out and is helped up by Hanibal. Face throws explosives, causing the deadly car to crash and flip over . Dr. Phil climbs out unharmed. Face says I told you I could do this.. The A-Team leaves Dr. Phil tied up for the authorities. And in the little village in Lebanon there is much rejoicing. In orderto get B.A. to fly home though the A-Team has to stop him from drinking milk. again. [The End] Story by Rich

80 YEAR OLD SHOPLIFTER!

This 80 year old woman was arrested for shoplifting. When she went before the judge in Cincinnati he asked her, "What did you steal", she replied, "A can of peaches". The judge then asked her why she stole the can of peaches and she replied that she was hungry. The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied 6. The judge then said " I will give you 6 days in jail." Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment, the womans husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something. the judge said "What is it?"
The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas."

LACK OF COMMENTS, NOT GOOD!

So you have taken the time to read my blog, can ya do me a favor and leave me some comments at least? I really do appreciate you stopping by to read my rants, however i would be even more appreciative if you would take a few more minutes and leave some comments too:)

OOPS!

OK, so I got a little lazy, please forgive me. I have been busy and I guess I blew it! So let's see, its Sunday and I was finally able to use my outdoor grill today, that's because my friend who has been promising me since last December finally found the time to come over and put in the new element for me yesterday! I gotta tell you this means a lot to me, something about food on the grill just does it for me. So to start off the new grilling today we made a mini feast of sorts...OK a big sort of almost Thanksgiving feast it was (according to Tiffany) , after all it is the first time I am grilling in quite some time! Here's the menu: King Crab Legs (the size of small baseball bats) , Chicken (of course), a huge Steak, and some Turkey Burgers (which I can take to work this week). So now you can see why Tiffany asked if it was Thanksgiving in August! I admit there may have been enough food for the entire neighborhood, but hey I was just excited to be grilling again so I went all out, now we have food for later and probably a few days too. By the way did ya know if you take grilled food, add a little water on top of it then microwave it, it tastes like it just came off the grill. I promise to write more and keep this blog up to date, so be sure to come back and check more often.

EVERYONE ALWAYS MAKES FUN OF MY TYPING...THIS IS INTERESTING!

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CAN YOU FIND THE GUY?

This is really weird, but after you find the guy - it's so obvious.

Doctors have concluded that if you find the man in the coffee beans in 3 seconds, your right half of your brain is better developed than most people. If you find the man between 3 seconds and 1 minute, your right half of the brain is developed normally. If you find the man between 1 minute and 3 minutes, then the right half of your brain is functioning slowly and you need to eat more protein. If you have not found the man after 3 minutes, the advice is to look for more of this type of exercise to make that part of the brain stronger!!!
And, yes, the man is really there!!!

Told ya this is weird:)

Now let me know if you found him and how long it took ya!

SPRING FORWARD?

I don't know about you, but this time change crap gets me everytime! I literally had 2 hours sleep last night at most, and I know its the time change, as it happens to me everytime we do this Spring Forward thing. Is it really necessary? Why can't we just leave the clocks the way it is and let it be lighter outside? For those of us that have to be in bed early, because we wake up early it really is awful. I even have the room darkening blinds and the room is dark, but somehow my body knows there is light behind them thar curtains.

DON'T FALL FOR IT!

So my girlfriend leaves for work at about 9am, she calls me at 9:45am and says "They just fired me!" I'm like what the hell... She goes on and on telling me they were waiting for her to come in so they could get her keys and all the big bosses were there etc, but then just at that second I remembered what today was, APRIL FOOLS DAY! I have to admit I ALMOST fell for it. Should be interesting to see who else "Tries" to pull one on me:) In either case I am ready! LOL

FRIDAY NIGHT AND...

Fun Friday, I tried to take a nap this afternoon but for some reason everyone chose to call me today! So literally everytime I just fell asleep...RING...RING...RING....
I just don't get it, maybe I should start calling people when I wake up during the week at 2:15am and say hey what are ya doing. I mean don't these people realize my afternoon is like their middle of the night?
So now it's almost 7pm and I am , yep you guessed it, OVER-TIRED!

Listen to a message from me!

This is my first post, test!

Ok so it is now weds night. It was such a beautiful day today, but as usual i was to tired to go out more than a couple of hours.:(
This weekend is supposed to be really nice, I hope Tiffany has off so we can do some fun stuff! I love the weekends.
Gonna try to put a pic in, here I am driving:


Hey It looks like it worked! Woo Hoooo:)
Goin to bed now, more tommorow. So happy I finally figured out how to do this thing.

I am changing colors now, maybe I should use colors that reflect the kind of mood I am in when I write stuff in my blog!