CHAOS IN THE SHOWER!

So So, this morning I get in the shower, do the usual routine and grab the bottle of shampoo which is always on the shelf, closest to the shower door and I wash my hair, then I grab the bottle to the far side of that which is the conditioner and do that routine... SOMETHING was different this time though... I wasn't quite sure what but I waited the "2 minutes" that the conditioner bottle tells me to do and I rinse it out. It was weird something wasn't right...but this is the same routine I do everyday so what could it be that is/was so different this time? For some dumb reason I just couldn't pin point what it was...And then it hit me, I looked at the bottle of shampoo and there was the problem, the shampoo was not shampoo! Apparently Tiffany switched the order of the bottles, so I washed my hair with the conditioner and conditioned my hair with the shampoo, no wonder it didn't feel right. Oh, I should mention that both bottles look exactly alike other than the writing on the front, which I had no reason to read. Next time I will for sure:)

FRIDAY NIGHT.

Ah, yes the weekend is finally here. I was so excited to get off work this morning and relax. I was thinking about this day actually all week, because I had a plan... I wanted to BBQ some chicken this afternoon. So when I got home I took out the chicken and through together some "Special Rich" marinade and put it on the chicken. Then put it back in the fridge. So about 3 this afternoon I go outside and get the grill going nice and hot. I left it on for almost 20 minutes to make sure it was indeed hot. So then I take the chicken open the grill and start putting it on, I had enough to save some for Tiffany's dinner too... After getting almost all of it on the grill as I am putting on the next to last piece my hand rubs across the grill and..... I didn't get burned! You see all this hard work and it turns out the propane must have ran out and the grill was already cooled off! Needless to say I was and still am pissed about this. No BBQ chicken for me today:( Guess it's off to search for a propane filler uper place tomorrow!

THE ICE CREAM PLACE...

This lady walks into an ice cream place and says "Yes, I'd like a quart of vanilla, a quart of strawberry, and a quart of chocolate," and the guy says "I'm sorry, we're out of chocolate." So the lady says "Oh, okay, that's alright, just give me three quarts of vanilla, three quarts of strawberry, and three quarts of chocolate." The guy says "Excuse me, ma'am, we don't have any chocolate." "Oh, well in that case, I'll have a gallon of vanilla, a gallon of strawberry, and a gallon of chocolate." "Ma'am, we don't have any chocolate!" "Then I'll have two gallons of vanilla, two gallons of strawberry, and two gallons of chocolate." "Ma'am, how can I communicate this to you? We have no chocolate!!!" the guy is obviously starting to get frustrated, but the lady goes on ... "Well, all I want is three gallons of vanilla, three gallons of strawberry, and three gallons of chocolate!" "I’m so sorry ma’am, THERE ISN'T ANY CHOCOLATE -- look, can you spell 'van' like in 'vanilla'?" he asks. "Why, of course I can! V-A-N." "Now, can you spell 'straw' like in 'strawberry'?" "Indeed yes -- S-T-R-A-W." "Now can you spell 'frig' like in 'chocolate'?" "What kind of a question is that? There is no 'frig' in chocolate!" "THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU!"

THE WAITRESS...

Tiffany and I went to Chili's last night for dinner, the waitress comes over and asks if we want to start with an appetizer, I reply is the salsa thick tonight, she says for the most part (whatever that means), so I say we will take the salsa then, her reply..."Did you want some chips with that?" Tiffany and I both looked at each other and we were def thinking the same thing , uhh... no we'll just take a spoon. What was she thinking exactly? Is it just us? Do people order just salsa and eat it out of the bowl?

MY TANK RUNNETH OVER...

I am pissed! Why you ask, (Glad you asked)... Earlier I went to go pick up Tiffany from work and realized I needed gas, so i went to the corner gas station and started to fill up the tank, unreal that our gas prizes are now over 3 bucks a gallon isn't it, anyway there I am filling it up and it clicks and stops...but you know me I always have to do what they tell you not to do...top off the tank, but this time it was weird cause it let me lock the pump again and it was goin in fast. So then out of no where I have to sneeze (Can you see this coming), but not just the normal one or two sneezes, this was like one of those sneezing fits where its one after another , for what seemed like 30 seconds and you can't stop and your eyes are closed and .... well the picture below tells the rest of the story...:( What a waste!

THIS PICTURE..

OK, So I was a bit bored today went searching for "Classic Art", I came accross this picture and it made me laugh, boy did I need a good laugh today... Hope it makes you laugh as well?

IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM, IF NO ONE ELSE CAN HELP.. AND IF YOU CAN FIND THEM, MAYBE YOU CAN HIRE THE A -TEAM!

The A-Team is hired by Tiffany to go to Lebanon to rescue Rich's father from Dr. Phil, who is intent on taking control of Lebanon. B.A. is afraid to fly , so they stop him drinking milk and Murdock flies them to Lebanon They arrive and go into the nearest Sweet Tomatoes where they get into a fight after asking about the clients father They are overwhelmed by twenty or thirty really big villagers. The little village in Lebanon is living in terror of Dr. Phil and the accompanying band of thugs. Hanibal convinces the villagers to let them go by saying - You can't get away with this, so give it up my bruther!. Hannibal comes up with a plan. He has B.A. turn a gun and a big rakeinto a deadly car, Face pretends to be a policeman, but Dr. Phil catches on and tries to punch Face. Murdoch rescues Face at the last second.Then Hannibal goes in their front door in their deadly car. They manage to defeat all the thugs. Dr. Phil holds a gun to Hanibals head and escapes using the deadly car as transportation. The A-Team pursues them. Murdoch shoots out the side window. When Dr. Phil slows down to take a turn Tiffany's father jumps out and is helped up by Hanibal. Face throws explosives, causing the deadly car to crash and flip over . Dr. Phil climbs out unharmed. Face says I told you I could do this.. The A-Team leaves Dr. Phil tied up for the authorities. And in the little village in Lebanon there is much rejoicing. In orderto get B.A. to fly home though the A-Team has to stop him from drinking milk. again. [The End] Story by Rich

80 YEAR OLD SHOPLIFTER!

This 80 year old woman was arrested for shoplifting. When she went before the judge in Cincinnati he asked her, "What did you steal", she replied, "A can of peaches". The judge then asked her why she stole the can of peaches and she replied that she was hungry. The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied 6. The judge then said " I will give you 6 days in jail." Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment, the womans husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something. the judge said "What is it?"
The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas."

LACK OF COMMENTS, NOT GOOD!

So you have taken the time to read my blog, can ya do me a favor and leave me some comments at least? I really do appreciate you stopping by to read my rants, however i would be even more appreciative if you would take a few more minutes and leave some comments too:)

OOPS!

OK, so I got a little lazy, please forgive me. I have been busy and I guess I blew it! So let's see, its Sunday and I was finally able to use my outdoor grill today, that's because my friend who has been promising me since last December finally found the time to come over and put in the new element for me yesterday! I gotta tell you this means a lot to me, something about food on the grill just does it for me. So to start off the new grilling today we made a mini feast of sorts...OK a big sort of almost Thanksgiving feast it was (according to Tiffany) , after all it is the first time I am grilling in quite some time! Here's the menu: King Crab Legs (the size of small baseball bats) , Chicken (of course), a huge Steak, and some Turkey Burgers (which I can take to work this week). So now you can see why Tiffany asked if it was Thanksgiving in August! I admit there may have been enough food for the entire neighborhood, but hey I was just excited to be grilling again so I went all out, now we have food for later and probably a few days too. By the way did ya know if you take grilled food, add a little water on top of it then microwave it, it tastes like it just came off the grill. I promise to write more and keep this blog up to date, so be sure to come back and check more often.