CHAOS IN THE SHOWER!

So So, this morning I get in the shower, do the usual routine and grab the bottle of shampoo which is always on the shelf, closest to the shower door and I wash my hair, then I grab the bottle to the far side of that which is the conditioner and do that routine... SOMETHING was different this time though... I wasn't quite sure what but I waited the "2 minutes" that the conditioner bottle tells me to do and I rinse it out. It was weird something wasn't right...but this is the same routine I do everyday so what could it be that is/was so different this time? For some dumb reason I just couldn't pin point what it was...And then it hit me, I looked at the bottle of shampoo and there was the problem, the shampoo was not shampoo! Apparently Tiffany switched the order of the bottles, so I washed my hair with the conditioner and conditioned my hair with the shampoo, no wonder it didn't feel right. Oh, I should mention that both bottles look exactly alike other than the writing on the front, which I had no reason to read. Next time I will for sure:)

FRIDAY NIGHT.

Ah, yes the weekend is finally here. I was so excited to get off work this morning and relax. I was thinking about this day actually all week, because I had a plan... I wanted to BBQ some chicken this afternoon. So when I got home I took out the chicken and through together some "Special Rich" marinade and put it on the chicken. Then put it back in the fridge. So about 3 this afternoon I go outside and get the grill going nice and hot. I left it on for almost 20 minutes to make sure it was indeed hot. So then I take the chicken open the grill and start putting it on, I had enough to save some for Tiffany's dinner too... After getting almost all of it on the grill as I am putting on the next to last piece my hand rubs across the grill and..... I didn't get burned! You see all this hard work and it turns out the propane must have ran out and the grill was already cooled off! Needless to say I was and still am pissed about this. No BBQ chicken for me today:( Guess it's off to search for a propane filler uper place tomorrow!

THE ICE CREAM PLACE...

This lady walks into an ice cream place and says "Yes, I'd like a quart of vanilla, a quart of strawberry, and a quart of chocolate," and the guy says "I'm sorry, we're out of chocolate." So the lady says "Oh, okay, that's alright, just give me three quarts of vanilla, three quarts of strawberry, and three quarts of chocolate." The guy says "Excuse me, ma'am, we don't have any chocolate." "Oh, well in that case, I'll have a gallon of vanilla, a gallon of strawberry, and a gallon of chocolate." "Ma'am, we don't have any chocolate!" "Then I'll have two gallons of vanilla, two gallons of strawberry, and two gallons of chocolate." "Ma'am, how can I communicate this to you? We have no chocolate!!!" the guy is obviously starting to get frustrated, but the lady goes on ... "Well, all I want is three gallons of vanilla, three gallons of strawberry, and three gallons of chocolate!" "I’m so sorry ma’am, THERE ISN'T ANY CHOCOLATE -- look, can you spell 'van' like in 'vanilla'?" he asks. "Why, of course I can! V-A-N." "Now, can you spell 'straw' like in 'strawberry'?" "Indeed yes -- S-T-R-A-W." "Now can you spell 'frig' like in 'chocolate'?" "What kind of a question is that? There is no 'frig' in chocolate!" "THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU!"

THE WAITRESS...

Tiffany and I went to Chili's last night for dinner, the waitress comes over and asks if we want to start with an appetizer, I reply is the salsa thick tonight, she says for the most part (whatever that means), so I say we will take the salsa then, her reply..."Did you want some chips with that?" Tiffany and I both looked at each other and we were def thinking the same thing , uhh... no we'll just take a spoon. What was she thinking exactly? Is it just us? Do people order just salsa and eat it out of the bowl?

MY TANK RUNNETH OVER...

I am pissed! Why you ask, (Glad you asked)... Earlier I went to go pick up Tiffany from work and realized I needed gas, so i went to the corner gas station and started to fill up the tank, unreal that our gas prizes are now over 3 bucks a gallon isn't it, anyway there I am filling it up and it clicks and stops...but you know me I always have to do what they tell you not to do...top off the tank, but this time it was weird cause it let me lock the pump again and it was goin in fast. So then out of no where I have to sneeze (Can you see this coming), but not just the normal one or two sneezes, this was like one of those sneezing fits where its one after another , for what seemed like 30 seconds and you can't stop and your eyes are closed and .... well the picture below tells the rest of the story...:( What a waste!